Oh yeah, the milkshakes are all overwhelmed.
Yyy: Oh, imagine 2050, MS finally enslaved the world and became a mega corporation.
You wake up in the morning from a terrible belly, you are unrealistic, you touch a packet of activated charcoal, you open your eyes and there.
yyy: and there is the MS label and the inscription: to activate coal, call the number 8-800-ххххххх and dictate the 25-significant code)
Oh, and here you remember that you have a pirate bank of salt in your refrigerator.