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 09.08.2009
Topic on the forum "I need advice of an intimate nature"
I know that many will envy this topic, many will think that I’m “throwing potts” here, but it’s not all right, I just need advice.
In general, the situation is this - I am a student with a beautiful face and body, have a car, money, although I don't work. In this regard, I have constant attention from the female sex. They stick to me and literally force me into bed. And every time it all unfolds according to the same scenario - talk about marriage begins and "I gave you the most dear", well, and so on. I’m already afraid of having a relationship with anyone, especially after a sad incident that happened to my friend. He slept once with a girl, with a rubber, of course, but this girl took the condom out of the garbage compartment at night and stumbled into herself. She is pregnant and her friend is in trouble.
After this news, I lost all faith in the decency of people, and even abandoned sex, but time goes by and the hormones are already splashing across the edge.
So the question is: where can I safely throw away a condom?
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