Answer to:

People, why are all the heads so ugly?
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1st Because the tax brain cares (because, in our country, it is believed that if the tax inspector has found nothing, it is a bad tax inspector, they are looking for where to scratch... And who is responsible for this? is right. The Chief. Who is charged with tax? The head again.
2nd Because the bosses want to fucking the whole world, and hide the footprints of the boss (and this is criminal responsibility).
Three Because our government changes something in the legislation every year in the middle of the year. And then he declares, and from the beginning of the year you will recalculate... So little changes, so you will not understand our fuzzy laws until the law of the Ministry of Finance is born with explanations, how to do what is right...

You can continue and continue...

And as a bonus, at work there is some fucking young aitišnik, who instead of answering the question will fuck out for half an hour.