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 14.08.2009
EAZY> bl#t, not in vain my eyelid from the morning was shaking - the virus bugs on the flash were pulled. I have sex with computers today.
TT> if you have sex today, you will have sex all day.
EAZY> I don’t think I’ll get pleasure from it
TT> and you imagine instead of comp me. I am lying in front of you in a transparent black lingerie... Do with me whatever you want...
EAZY> I slowly insert a formatting command into you, with pleasure watching the elegant black underwear gradually disappear and be replaced by a pseudo tattoo, the eyes become provocatively monochrome, and you beg me - INSERT BOOT DISK...
TT> No bootable device - insert boot disk and press ENTER... Enter... Enter...
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