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 15.08.2009
Stop of public transportation. On the opposite side of the road, looking exclusively at the bus coming to the stop, steps on the road and begins to move slowly long-legged blonde creature of the 20s. At this time, driving at a decent speed due to the turn of the jeep, at the last meters from the girl, tricks around her, going to the side with the right pair of wheels. As a real blonde, the girl is absolutely uninterested in the sound of the brakes behind her back, because in clothes and makeup, multitasking is not her hobby. And judging by the look, her goal is one, to remember which bus is best to get to the desired stop...
At the jeep, the door opens and a pretty cute and stylish young man turns his back to the departing miracle:
- Girl, please tell me where is the nearest transition?
In response, this beauty turns and, seeing a gentle and, most importantly, not a poor young man, begins, blinking with his eyes, gently chatting about the transition 10 meters ahead and 15 meters behind.
So what x... am I not going to go after the transition?!!! to
Stop the bed.
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