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 16.08.2009
Toli spoiled, Toli scared, Toli so, accidentally, I yesterday dreamed suddenly, What I am "meid in China".And I live in Hong Kong I am, \ Yellow, narrow-eyed \ Yellow friends, \ And wife, infection, \ I engage in uchu \ And kung fu I own \ With a tiger kimono I wear \ In it I sweat. \ Hundreds of grams and awards \ Cups and medals, \ Everyone in China says, \ What I am a strong little \
There was everything in my battles, speed, pressure, force, but came to us on the other day, Vanya from Russia, he looked at me, and said with a breath, What my kung fu is HUNYA!!I exploded like a fugas, I began to get upset.\"Oh, you are Russian... foolish,\What let us fight"\...I open my eyes\White coats,\I can't shake,\I lie in bed,\All in bandages and bandages,\Hands, legs in gips\Noise in the ears\Less easy to drown.\With sadness through the tube I eat,\Twelve days,\And I want to say to everyone, \No jokes\Be a tiger, a lion, a serpent,\Or skillfully drunk,\Fear as a fire,\Russian Ivan, Don't dare argue with him, in my own Russia, \Not in my own country, \Not in my own country.
This clan is powerful!I woke up, wiped out the sweat, let me be beaten in my sleep, but I am proud of our people!We have won!!! to
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