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 26.10.2009
in the women’s forum.
Author (2 October): My husband constantly goes to the toilet with the phone, generally during the day never leaves him lying, and as to the toilet - so immediately takes. It seems to me that he corresponds with the mistresses from there, and then wipes the messages - a couple of times overnight I checked, but there was no suspicious text message. How do I know what he is actually doing there? The bathroom has good sound insulation, no talk is heard.
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Author (5 October): Yesterday I decided to talk to him about this, called a fool, said that when the shit goes, the phone takes with him - to play games. And today, in order not to worry, I bought a Sony PSP, and the phone now puts me under my nose. I am a fool =(

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