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 04.11.2009
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Natalia: Kalanchoe Kalanchoe, get out, sick!
Ryu to Ryu! Did you make the cologne yourself?
Natalia: yes, I’ll still come up with... cannabis cup, no pain, no fucking!!!! to
Tomorrow I will not go to school, tomorrow I will not go to school.
Elena: I will attach the acidic paste to the sick place!
Elena: so that the eyes are not scratched, let’s eat all the redis!
Drink every day, people fucking!! to
Natalia: so that the poop doesn’t run, let’s eat all the mochalo!
Natalia: each day we eat together worms grams and so two hundred!!! to
Ladies and gentlemen, don’t get old in your head!
Elena: to crack your eyebrows, eat unclean carrots
Natalya: To have more breasts, pour borst on them!
Elena: and also contains a potassium mixture of compot and feces!
Natalia: I can't do anything after the feces - only rust
A hairy leg? The curry will help you!! to
Natalya: hemorrhoids - no problem, just put the fuck in the ear!
If you do khe-khe, chew the seed in milk!
If you have a chilling voice, put your head in your socks!
Elena: smell the toilet cat will cough atta!
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