There is a lawyer in our company, funny letters sometimes on the general newsletter throws)) Here are a few of his creations:

Dear managers, someone has taken the stamp "Copy is true" and keeps it with him (apparently copying everything that comes in hand). Do not engage in anger and curse, return the stamp to the window.

Colleagues, I will be on vacation from November 13 to 26. Sorry if you can..."

I remind you once again that in no case can you work with these documents (introduce changes, details, etc.). These documents need to be copied first, and then work with them. Disobedient managers will be subjected to persecution and reproach.