A story about female logic and rich Russian language.

Periodically, every mom faces the fact that it is necessary to call a doctor at home for the sick ejaculation. Here and I, tormented by a couple of days of childcare on my own, prior to calling my grandmother to help, with the thought of a doctor, rushed to work. I don't know how you are, but we sit in the hospital with a baby is uncomfortable. Running to the office, without drinking tea and not discussing the latest news, rushed to call the registration of the children's clinic. In our provincial town, it is not possible to call in less than an hour at all. Finally, after catching luck for the tail, at that end of the wire I heard the long-awaited: - Yes, the children's registration is listening... Well, as always, a standard set of questions when calling a doctor.
FIO of the child, year of birth, which kindergarten (school) he goes to, symptoms of the disease (temperature, rhinitis, rashes, etc.). by p.The last question is, do you have a cat? I have a stupor. Here in the following
Three seconds of my silence earned a female logic. The cat? Is there a cat? There are animals, but what are they doing? AAAA... Nothing of yourself! That is, according to the symptoms I said, they decided that the child may have allergies... And I am glad for the experience and knowledge in the medicine of our doctors answer: - No... only hamster. Now there is a break at the end.
And then very restrained and tactical: - Is there a code on the entrance door?? to
This is how I raised the mood of the whole department from the very morning and confirmed my status as a finished blonde.