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 23.12.2009
CONTROL: I will tell you a story that has been around for many years... There was a glorious brave captain in the world... And he revealed the truth to people... And everyone loved him and loves him to this day... But he had a great enemy, whom our hero called no other than the Enemy... And this super-criminal gained strength every day... And his evil deeds are terrible...
It was the first time he answered the question: "No probably"!
It was he who first baptized his son and daughter Sasha and Sasha!
He invented a car with a rear engine.
He invented all the words.
And most importantly, he first proved the theorems in the words "obviously what", when nothing is obvious!!! to

Until the Captain achieves a devastating victory over the Enemy, he will find a kind of human peace and harmony.
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