Answer from the publishing house to a beginner writer from Ivanovo:
Dear Nikolai Petrovich! Please do not send us your manuscripts at all, and to the home address of the editor in particular. We are tired of repeating to you that the theme of your works does not correspond to our direction. There are also serious differences in the use of idiomatic expressions, obscene vocabulary, and the huge number of grammar and spelling errors that so dilute your opus. To put it figuratively, if human stupidity had a limit, you would be standing beyond it near the CPC, with some wiped poster in your hands.
With respect, ******** ***** Gl. The editor.