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 11.01.2010
My cat survived a dog, another cat, a turtle, white rats, a hunter and a rabbit.
He grew up with two children (with me and my brother) who pressed him...
Previously he slept on the monitor, and now with a cloudy mistrust relates to the LCD monitor.
At 7 a.m. he wakes me up for school. Even though I know he’s doing it just to feed him...
He was never in the shoes.
He is proudly drawn to the toilet, why the morning line to the toilet is created.
I am two years older than him. I am 19.
And he still plays with his own tail..)))
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