Grandma in terms of morality is strict, plus pets do not tolerate any, and I, while studying at the biofak, always wanted to have some life. One such attempt:

I: Ludmil Ivanna, and let’s get the madagascar caterpillars? They don’t bite or smell.

Grandma (not interrupting from watching the interference series): Better would you have a man...he will even fix the TV...

I roasted until evening.