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 19.01.2010
There was no witness to the story, so I will tell you what they told me. The case was in spring. They took meat, vodka (there was a lot more vodka) and went to the public leisure park. While the first batch of shale was prepared, a large half of the vodka was drunk, and already with the shale was a smaller half.There was nothing more to drink, so they started to strike the passers, and rushed to the local brother (also not quite sober).There was a riot, a man of 15, and it is not known how everything would end if local law enforcement agencies had not arrived. Two men come out of the wazik with satisfied faces and cuddly bits, going to disperse the crowd. And at this moment in the crowd the phrase is pronounced, "who is the last in "Bobik", that Pidaras". The whole crowd with screams and whispers is stuck in the waik. Those who turned such sabyties, the mints first stood for a minute and stood shoj ce bolo, and then with the screams "and well went on the pitters", the pudders began to pull one by one out of the waze and let go, prior to awarding the puddles with strikes. Here’s one way not to binge in the " bottle".
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