Taken from IT Happens:
A woman calls our service:
and allo. Could you come? I have a virus.
of course. How does the virus act?
The image on the screen is dark, and in the middle the web is white.
I am surprised, we come. What you might think - on the table was a laptop with a broken monitor and a cracked body in a non-commercial form. To our surprise, the girl reacted calmly:
I crashed the computer. He began to work slowly. A friend said it was a virus, and offered to drop it again so that it disappeared. I crashed, and the virus ate all the files.

To be honest, until yesterday I thought full blondes were only in anecdotes!