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 28.01.2010
1st One human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information.
2nd One sperm contains 37.5 MB.
Three One milliliter contains about 100 million sperm.
4 is On average, an ejaculation lasts 5 seconds and is 2.25 ml of sperm.
5 is Thus, the capacity of the male member will be equal.
(37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37 500 000 bytes/sperm x
100 000 000 sperm / ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1 687 500 000 000
000 bytes per second = 1,6875 terabytes per second
It turns out that the female egg can withstand this DDoS attack by one and a half terabytes per second, missing only one selected data package and is the world’s most offensive hardware firewall... But that one package it misses puts the system on for 9 months...
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