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 09.02.2010
I have a companion one: two upper formations, the eyebrows wearing, “What?
Where is? When?" transmission beloved, in the house of meters seven smart books, if in length put, the forehead itches, by the way, and not the back of the head when he thinks. Well, you understood, a smart shopper is simple, but does not betray himself - he works as a sanitary.
Life has made it to its time, and now it is too late to change something. He works for himself, so he doesn’t complain.
Even if he is smart, he is clever, but the profession has laid a mark - he loves to drink.
So in the morning sometimes the appearance has the sanitary of the real, and not the "Chinese counterfeit", when it works soberly.
So, he comes somehow by calling the crane to repair or run what unknown to eliminate, details did not ask. In the apartment, mother and daughter are old. By communication, they understood that both were related to science.
The daughter sitting at the table in the kitchen with books prepares for the report and is constantly consulted with the maim. Meanwhile, I think I am one of those “unloved.” Everything tries to teach the daughter of life, her advice is not advice, but some morality. And the daughter tolerates all this, only “Yes, mom” and “Good” answers.
And then at some point my mom says, “Can you refuse this at all? Do you want to shame yourself and me? The professor himself.
Lianovsky will be. The daughter is silent, but through the silence it feels that if there were no man in the house of a stranger, she would have dissolved.
At this point, the sanitary is turning to them. Roja swollen after yesterday, a week's chest - this time he was a "true" sanitary. There is the following dialogue between him and Mom:
Lianovsky is not Boris Mikhailovich.
He is himself, and what?
But I’m a man who doesn’t think it’s Paul’s job.
It helped advance Heisenberg's theory, not that respect is not
It is worth it, and foolishly to call it not insulting! Thousands of you.
Two hundred by the way.
They carried him quietly.
And with his neighbor Boris Mikhailovich, the same comrade drinks on occasion. They also discuss their scientific topics every time.
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