Responding to a business call, saying “what”, “yes” and “what shit” has become old-fashioned. In the dictionary of the intelligent man there is the right word:
“I wake up.”
To unwanted questions that are asked to answer, "and you fucking?" There is a wonderful phrase: “And you, the crash, what sadness?”
A whole series of idiomatic expressions, such as: “Fuck your mother” or “Well, fuck yourself” is replaced by the phrase: “It’s painful to hear,” pronounced with Shakespeare’s tragedy.