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 24.02.2010
Gentlemen car enthusiasts, please explain to me why some of you, when standing on the light, slowly, a couple of centimeters, move closer and closer to the crossroads, thus moving further and further on the zebra? Is it possible to light the light faster, or is it possible to leave the light faster? Explain please.

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This planet is rotating beneath us – so strongly we press on the brake at this time.
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