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 02.03.2010
I also decided to share a funny (in my opinion) story from my own.
The Experience.
When I was pregnant, the first time I felt the movements of the child was crazyly delighted (Men, you are all deeply unhappy! You will never experience that.) Coming to the next appointment to the doctor!At his question
I think about it "Excellent! We go all over!!What the doctor unexpectedly raises his eyes on me and says: "My dear! I warned you, full of peace!"
Now I look at him, and I ask: "What is this sexual peace? I’m all about the child, he pits me strongly". My doctor looks at me, and says, "And I still thought, you must, teacher, and so vulgarly expressed!"
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