(Semper Fi, abbreviation of "Semper Fidelis" - "Always faithful" - the motto of the U.S. Marine Corps.)

Fee for excess speed.

Two police officers from a California road patrol were sitting in a radar seat on the I-15 route, slightly north of the Marines' airfield in California.
and Miramar.
One of them intended to measure the speed of cars coming out to the suburb that was right in front of them.
Suddenly... the radar began to show 500 km/h.
The policeman tried to drop the radar program, but the program refused to drop, and then the radar itself turned off.
After that, a murmuring roar coming from somewhere from the top of the trees explained that the radar was tracking the Marine Corps F/A-18 Hornet.
Northrop-Gramman), who performed a low-flying exercise nearby.

The captain of the police department sent a complaint to the commander of the Marine Base.
The answer was delivered in a truly marine style:
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Thank you for your letter. We can finally close the file with this incident. You may be interested in the fact that the computer
Horneth detected the presence and began escorting your enemy radar, which is why he sent a response signal of suppression, which is why your radar turned off.
Furthermore, the Air-Earth missile, which is part of the ammunition of the aircraft fully armed at the time, also automatically targeted the location of your equipment.
Fortunately, the Marine Infantry pilot who controlled Hornet correctly assessed the situation and, quickly responding to the rocket system alarm status, was able to intercept the control of the automatic defense system before the rocket was launched to destroy the enemy radar location.

The pilot also suggests that you keep your mouth shut when you argue about him, as the video system on this type of aircraft is very high-tech. Sergeant Johnson, a police officer with a radar, needs to consult with his dentist about the rear left molar. It seems that the plumbing in it is broken.
In addition, he has a broken strap on the cobra.

Thanks for your care.

Semper Fi