In connection with the malfunction of his "Lexus" (cinderella full and the front glass dirty) had to go from work on the tramway (also not quite fine - the light did not burn in the cabin).
At one of the stops came a lady aged 50-55 (such a lady from the category of roasted pests, who are now lacking in this life and will never be silent about it). The driver is a young man. The further dialogue:
A young man! Well, tell me why you don’t have the light in the tram, right?
K is (after the pause)... don’t believe, JEK for the failure to pay off...
L. What are you doing of me? How does the tram go?
K is Don’t believe it, with candles and pedals!

I went out minutes after 5, the people were still crawling in silent silent hysterics)))))))

Dear employees of public transport of beloved Kharkiv and other not less respected cities!
We know and understand what a scotch and disgusting job you have...Hold on, friends!!! to
Health to you, patience, optimism, material wealth and spirit! Be happy! →! to

Passenger of the 6th route, who chapped on the 8th