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 27.04.2010
One day a father laid his three-year-old daughter to sleep, and she said:
“God bless my mom, dad, grandmother. “Goodbye Grandpa.”
Why did you say so? Asked my father.
“I think it will be right,” the girl replied.
The next day my grandfather died.
This is a coincidence! My father thought.
A few weeks later, lying down in bed, the girl said, “God, bless mom and dad. “Grandmother, say goodbye.”
The next day my grandmother died.
Is my daughter connected to the afterlife? My father was surprised.
Shortly afterwards, before going to bed, the girl said, “God, bless my mother. Farewell to Dad.”
My father panicked. He didn’t sleep all night, came early in the morning to work and locked himself in the office, shaking from every shock. Finally came midnight. “Now it’s probably gone,” the father thought and went home.
You are so late. What happened? The wife asked.
- I do not want to talk about it. It was the worst day in my life.
Do you think you had a terrible day? My wife parked. What here
It was! The Santechnik died right at our doorstep.
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