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 07.05.2010
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What kind of pity do you say???? to
I am a brunette, cute, height 175, I can and screw if something to reinstall... Yesterday I stood with a friend near the subway drinking beer. Two men, well, and something, word for word, in general one tells me - give me a phone, I call, we go to the movie.... to which I do not think long I answer - her, I will not go to the movie, here if you offered me to have sex... to what he was reddened!, turned to his friend, gave a sad breath and they went away....
Men, Aauauau, where are you?
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Fuck you, did you get along? Probably so they approach unsuccessfully, and she screams "Where are the men?"...

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And you didn't think about the fact that it wasn't you, and he became a little uncomfortable to be next to such a girl... just if I was a man, then the first thought of such a statement would be something like: "and is she ready to sleep with any encounter?"
Beer at the subway, immediately to have sex... a female gooper some.
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