Facts about the Ural guitar
No musician in the world has been able to break the stage of the Ural guitar. All the "Ural" guitars that broke - cheap Chinese counterfeit
It is said that among the countless tapes and switches on the Ural guitar there are detonators of atomic bombs laid in the countries of rotten capitalism.
Only a true mega guitarist is able to play the Ural guitar as quickly and easily as everyone else. Two true mega guitarists in the world: Sergei Mavrin and Chuck Norris
The Ural guitars were removed from production. They were recognized as weapons of mass destruction.
The URAL guitar will not be upset if it is held by the middle of the string on weight. The holder's hand is tired and the guitar will smash his leg.
If Chuck Norris or a crowd of elephants presses the lever tremolely on a special model of the URAL guitar to the end, puts a projectile on it and releases it, the projectile will reach Alpha Centauri.
The Ural guitar is able to withstand a kick from Chuck Norris' turn.
The Ural guitar can avoid a nuclear explosion
Ural Guitars Work on Pure Plutonium
Chuck Norris died only once in his life when, in a moment of anger, he tried to break a guitar by hitting his leg from the turn.