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 30.05.2010
The girl runs the following algorithm every night:
A: “Call me in the morning...” → 50% switch to B; 50% switch to B
B: If she had time to wake up earlier, she would call herself, “Why don’t you call this? You have promised!!» → transition to G
Q: If I woke up earlier and called her, “How could you wake me up?!» → transition to G
G: terrible insult for the whole day, accusations of infantilism, non-obligation, false and consumer nature of relationships and further on the text almost before plans to capture the world. The text is issued in portions throughout the day and by evening, as a rule, ends with the words "then you will call..." → transition to A

Please help. What is this and is there a way out of it?? to
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