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 04.07.2010
xxx: and you wanted a crane with a single screw? Which is given and laid. The heat was shorter only in the summer, as the pipes did not begin to dig deep.
In winter, the ass in three pants does not burn, but wait for a long Saturday. The boy did repairs in the laundry machine and lighted the heating pipes there with a valve, a hose and a voila were fired on the valve. In short, in joy, the whole battalion washed their buttocks with boiling water. And the usual habit of throwing the hose without closing it.
Shortly in the morning, a member from the heat grids came to check us for leakage, because as he said, the pressure in the city grid fell over 4 atmospheres.
XX: In principle, he was not found. We will unravel strategic secrets.
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