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 06.07.2010
I went to Peter for a couple of days. All day walked, ride a boat, remembered student youth. My wife saw the sign.
"Toilet" and wished to go there, and we got 5000 rubles in cash. One paper and one dollar (I always have one in my wallet). Five things to change for the toilet... as if not that and I give my wife 1 dollar. Wife says...-What money, we are not in Moscow, it is Peter and the toilets here are free.
“Well... I said I and my wife went across the road toward the toilet.
I was waiting for my wife to read the exchange rates at the exchange bucket. The course was
of 29 rubles. Commission of 30 rubles. I whispered with my uncle in the window.
The wife returns... – You were right, Peter also has toilets for the grandmothers.
Take a dollar.
I give a dollar, the wife notices the exchange of currency, puts a bill there, the cashier (the young man did not fail) says... - The woman with you is still a ruble.
“Thank you,” said the cashier, “we’re now in calculation.
I barely contain laughter, says your praised Peter.
The wife had eyes like the cat of Shrek, until the booth came out with tears in the eyes of laughter the cashier and gave his wife 30 rubles.
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