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 27.07.2010
Why are all terrorists Arabs? Why are Arabs always ready to commit suicide?

Let us argue logically:

1st They have no prostitutes.

2nd They are prohibited from drinking alcoholic drinks.

Three Bars are prohibited.

6 is They are prohibited from playing sports games, appearing at stadiums, at various parties, etc.

7 is It is forbidden to signal in the car.

8 is They are forbidden to eat pork.

9 is Around the sand, and there is not even a square for entertainment.

10 is Have you ever tried fishing in the desert?

11 is Clothes instead of clothes?

12 is There is only the right hand, because the left is intended exclusively for wiping your ass (as if there are no problems in life without it)?

Thirteen Hearing a neighbor hanging from pain because there are no doctors in the district.

14 is It is forbidden to shave.

15 is They are forbidden to swim.

16 is They are forbidden to listen to other people’s music.

17th It is forbidden to listen to the radio.

18 is They make a shale from oatmeal on coal made from camel fertilizer.

19 is The women are dressed up to the floor, and their faces are completely covered all the time.

20 is They don’t even see their breasts by chance.

21 is Your wife is chosen by someone completely alien.

22nd Your wife is wrapped so well that only six months later you notice that she has a beard.

23nd And after all this you are promised quite convincingly that after death you will go to heaven and there you will have everything you dreamed of when you lived on earth.

Now tell me the truth, and only the truth:

You’t explode from... ? to! to
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