The cow calls to the teacher:
“Marie Ivanna, I’m too smart to sit in the first class. I have
My sister is already in high school, but I’m smarter than her. I also want the third.
The class!
- Well, go to the director, if he agrees, he will transfer you to
The third class.
The teacher leaves Vochka next to the director's office, she goes there and explains the situation to the director. He answered:
Come in, I’ll ask him a few questions.
He probably won’t answer, so he’ll have to stay in first class.
The teacher calls Vochka, they and the director offer him an "exam", and he agrees. The Director begins:
How much is 3x3?
and 9.
How much is 6x6?
and 36.
The director asks him questions for an hour, which only a third-class student would be able to handle, and Vovochka answers every time without a question.
Seeing that the student is not really developed by the years, the director gives up and agrees to transfer him to the third class. The teacher interferes:
Can I ask a few questions too?
The director and the wolf agree.
The teacher begins:
Why do I have two cows?
and feet.
What do you have in your pants but I don’t?
The director nervously repairs the glasses and is going to intervene, but Volvochka immediately answers:
and pockets.
What is the woman in the middle and behind, and the man only behind?
(The director is breathing)
The letter N.
Where do women have the hottest hair?
(The director in the face of Grimm's horror)
In Africa by Mar Ivanna.
What is it: soft, but female hands make it hard?
(The director turns his eyes crazy)
Lakes for nails.
What’s in the middle of women’s legs?
(The director doesn’t believe his ears)
and knees.
What makes a married woman wider than an unmarried woman?
The bed.
What starts with “for” and is behind us all?
(The director begins to cover a cold afternoon)
The back of the neck, Mary Ivanna.
What begins with P, ends with A, and this is given to other people.
Did they enjoy?
(The director covers his face with his hands)
When there were no CDs, it was a record.
The director, unable to withstand it anymore, interrupts the teacher:
All, enough is enough! I transferred him to 6th grade. I am only myself
You answered all these questions wrong!!! to