The beginning of zero. In a large bookstore, good uncle Eduard Uspensky holds an autograph session for children. He has a collection of fairy tales - thick, with a red cover - and now he is signing new books for boys and girls. Someone just puts a name, and somebody is painting a rod below.

At the far end of the hall are two obaltus - Stasik and Timocha. They arrived late, and they did not get the books - they had already bought everything. Timothy almost cried - he wanted an autograph so much! Especially with the rose. She comforted him:
Do not shrink, little boy. We will fix everything. Go buy the same red book.
Look to be fat. He still signs the breakdown - we immediately
At the turn, we will open and put him in his hand with a sun. He will not even notice anything.

Timothy sneezed and returned with the book two minutes later.
Have I bought?
I bought. It looks like.
Stasiq and Timothy stood in line and waited. They stood last, so when their turn came, Uspensky could speak:
What is one book for two? Lack of money? well no
I’m going to write you an autograph right now.

Timothy gave Uspensky a book opened at the turn, and he, after thinking for a second, began to write: "To my blue-eyed friends, I wish never to despair, to take an example from the heroes of this book and grow up into real men.
by Eduard Uspensky.

Then Uspensky shut up the turn, looked at the cover and... stumbled. His face extended. After five seconds of silence, he said with a grave voice:
I will not give it to you.

The book was “Mein Kampf”.