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 12.10.2010
I do not understand people who write lovers type "number is not determined", "Ivan Vasilyevich" or "water channel". I have absolutely everything recorded in my phone strictly by name and surname, including friends, colleagues, relatives: only over 300 contacts (yes, most of these numbers I have never called). Well, try, calculate which of them I slept with, and with whom at work I called.
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