Mormolad: A friend told the case in Soviet times.
The newlyweds, as was planned before the wedding, no, that is, did not live in the place. They didn’t know the habits and bizarre things of each other... after the wedding they naturally came together in the place.
Well, the man loved to drink, the wife naturally opposed and as the husband comes home drunk she gives him a bottle... his mints are taken for a debush or a hooligan... so it was several times... in the next drive he is a teacher and say that if you are brought back once again, then you will have to be put (the law was there about toughness... no, the man answers that there will be no more reasons. At home, a week he behaves like a silk man, he reworked everything at home....there is a Saturday, his wife begins to squeeze, he says he needs to beat the door with dermontin (the kind was fashionable)....he carries all the bombs (dermanthin, hammer, wreck and everything on the table) in the fall and his wife says: "Dear nails in salt water, they are better to hold from the salt in the door." That, of course, without a backdrop thought went to boil nails, and the man squeezes everything and to the neighbor... calls 03 and reports that he and his wife are not all in order - nails boil... in the end put the poor woman on 21 in the dumb...
Since then, my soul has been alive for 32 years.
Mormolad: and you say she complains to her mom =)