We have a couple of foreigners working in the company - a Belgian and an Englishman... and periodically issue pearls in Russian. Here is a small collection of them:
Do not be foolish.
Do not pull the rubber.
Don’t pump barrels on me.
I do not want to lose you.
I sit on a powdered barrel.
Sorry, I can't say, we have a zoo today.
My hair is on my ass.
What a contract! They have to kiss our pups.
Just let’s make sure there are no two-end sticks.
I am like a crumbling mouse, like a blue candy.
I said A, let’s do B.
I need a rose like a tulip.
Everything here will be closed with a copper basin.
Dear, I can take you anywhere.
I am standing in front of the road and I don’t know where to go.
You don’t think of me as a fool, I know that too.