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 31.10.2010
Yesterday I was with a colleague at the escort service salon. In the border, to put it simply. There was a management account. I discovered a curious thing.

We sit, in short, in a break on the couch, drink coffee with the hostess of the salon and "models". Girls, of course, discuss customers: who has how much money and who rides what car. Here my colleague joked: to say, probably, the more a client has a jeep, the less a member.

So here. It turned out that everything was not so simple. The workers of the choir explained to us that this is a myth. In fact, owners of expensive black jeeps, on the contrary, have (in most of their) genitalia size a few centimeters longer than the average. Everything happens, but this is the trend. According to the girls, the matter is not even in the size of the car, but in its efficiency.

Men with long members do not regret the money for gasoline and buy powerful cars. And men with small growths choose different economical options, such as Matisse, and then out of envy unleash rumors of jeep drivers.

This was the first time I was delighted that my caravan ate 16 liters ninety-second to a hundred.

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