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 05.11.2010
I always thought that Halyava was born in Russia. But when I heard one story, I understood that teachers have long been passing their backs. Have you ever been abroad, at the expense of the host party?
Inventive Czechs and Slovaks – yes!
After a working day on Friday evening, they get on the bus and go to
of Denmark. They are asking for political asylum. But since on Saturdays and Sundays the stalls do not work, they are offered to wait until Monday. On Monday, they naturally go home.
What is Fitch?
The fact is that under Danish laws, for the time the decision of the state body is expected, people must provide housing and money for each family member. After receiving the money, tourists go shopping and meet at the hotel in the evening.
On Monday, they return home for tickets purchased by the Danish kingdom, and on Friday they buy tickets for a promised bus.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1011/o101104;1.html
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