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 07.11.2010
X: Do you know that Sanya recently bought a car?
Y: Yes and what?
X: So, he has already broken it! In short, the bullet is this: he goes to work in the morning, on the street to sweat. Well, he ran out of foolishness, and here some grandmother rushes on the bus and runs across the road. Sanya, although on the brakes, but clings to the grandmother, then flies into the square - and he remembers the bumper and the lighthouse is broken.
What is "Breaking" here? So, I reminded a little.
X: That is Sanya! GIBDD arrives, well type - "let us conduct an experiment, how much you jumped there and what braking path"
Mint sits with him in the car, says "Dave on the gas, we went!"Sanya and melt, already 70km\h :) Mint oret "Tormosi!"
And Sanya brakes him... he brings him into the tree right next to the court building!! to
and loooool! Was he imprisoned?
X: I was in shock when I heard it! All the GIBDshniki, they say, stood there in the shower: the grandmother was almost destroyed, the mint was almost destroyed, the court building was almost destroyed.
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