Uncle Step
A freshly viewed genre scene from yesterday's holiday - the day of the police.
In the metro crossing are cleaned doors in orange vests. One with a bag, the other with a veil and a spade.
There are two men going by. Beautiful, cute and fun. Such are usually shown as careless music in overseas advertising of credit cards, in the extreme case - deodorants.
Here one stopped, and leaned forward, began to extract gum from his mouth. She clung to the teeth, so I had to just extract and pull.
Dobil, and in order to cleanse her from the fingers, the man smashed the gum on the wall.
The palace saw, and as he was able, said:
“Why do you put a mushroom on the wall?”
The Man:
“And there’s no garbage everywhere, and you’re still a “wall” to wash.
You will...”
The palace took a breath and began to scratch the gum from the wall with his fingers.
Unfortunately, Uncle Stepa is out. Mint generally know how to be in the dead zone of sight and at the right moment of sight.
From underneath the shell, on the occasion of the celebration, a white shirt and a tie is visible.
Uncle Stepa himself is two heads above all those present. He approaches beautiful men, gives honor and asks:
Dear friends, is it okay? (Finger pointing to the houses) These two
You were not attached? What did they want from you?
The damn of these Tajiks knows what they want. That they are not in Russian, cannot be resolved. Everything is fine, Commander.
The step uncle:
They are not Tajik, they are Uzbek.
The Men:
What fucking difference?! to
The step uncle:
Well, yes, I’m not holding you back anymore. All the good. Yes, and
By the way, here’s what it’s about: there’s no garbage everywhere here, and you’re anyway.
You will wash your head.
With these words, Uncle Stepa pulled out the gum from his mouth and glued the man to the mushroom.
The man was not even surprised. He turned and walked quickly, touching his head and staring at him as a horse on a pony.
I met on my eyes with Uncle Stepa and showed him the big finger, then the mint did not stand, came out of the image and flooded in a wide smile.
No words, he permitted the excess of power, as it did not roar.
“Overturned,” but somewhat hairy and domestic. But he did not turn.
180, and at some degree seven... eight.