A acquaintance says:
At the school, at the parents’ meeting, we had to speak.
Professor, Doctor of Narcology Dispensary. With a lecture on
Adolescent alcoholism and drug addiction.
The uncle came such a reckless, squeezed someone, you can’t even say that professor.
When you start speaking, you will be heard.
I learned so much new for myself!
And about the symptoms, and about the stages, then he was very interesting to talk about different types of alcohol, about self-infestation, I even wrote a few recipes for myself...

Then the truth turned out to be that he was not a professor, but a patient of the same dispenser.
He was just sent to warn that the doctor was sick and the lecture was cancelled.