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 05.12.2010
I met a girl through "Asked, seen, loved"
On the same day we met, I don't know if it was opened up - but we are already sitting with a friend, drinking.
In the conversation, she made it clear that she was not a joke, with whom she got into bed not to go to bed and in general very even a decent girl, almost a girl.

I: You hear, you have a piercing on your tongue, right?
She: Yes and what?
I: I’ve never kissed a girl who has a piercing on the tongue, interesting like this.
She: Do you want to try?

Within a few minutes there is sexual intercourse, on all pairs. In the process, I find out that she doesn’t have that, and she isn’t, and the last time she had sex was 10 days ago, in the car with a guy. whom she saw for the first and last time.
I kind of automatically put my hands under her T-shirt... and here she gives out with an outraged expression of her face:
"Don’t look at me!and "

O_O
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