A textbook on Russian in America

Ivan Ivanovich and Boris Borisovich:
I.I. Boris Borisovich, have you seen my new photos?
B.B – No, Ivan Ivanovich, I did not see.
Q. Do you want to see my new photos?
B is not special.
Here is the first photo!
B. This is not a bad picture. This is a park, right?
I. and yes. This is park.
B. What is this in the park? This is your old car, isn’t it?
I.I. – Not exactly Boris Borisovich.
B – A of course. It’s not your old car, but your concrete mixer, isn’t it?
I.I. Not exactly Boris Borisovich. This is not my old car. This is not my concrete mixer. This is my wife.
(The uncomfortable break)
B is like that! She is such a beautiful woman.
I’m very grateful for the red! Of course, this is not a very good photo.
B. What are you saying? This is a very good photo. What a beautiful photo! What a young face!
I’m sorry, Boris Borisovich, but this is not her young face, but her old hat.
(The uncomfortable break)
Ivan Ivanovich, it’s time for me to go.
Here is the second photo!
B.B. It’s also your beautiful wife, isn’t it?
I.I. – Not exactly Boris Borisovich. This is not my beautiful wife, but my old car.
(The uncomfortable break)
B.B - Well, Ivan Ivanovich, goodbye to you.
I. and Goodbye