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 03.01.2011
Then the food department. Two men aged forty are slowly purchasing products to continue the banquet.
and Dresden. Please give me those tomatoes.
These ones? Here you take.
Give me more sausages.
and here. Something else?
And a pack of Malboro Light.
and UGU. All of it?
“Oh no, give me a chocolate.
This one? well well.
Now open it, please.
Oh oh oh?! to
Open it up (uncertainly).
Now go eat it (it begins to smile).
and Lenka! Drink the tea, there’s chocolate!
After a few minutes, the men are patient.
Thank you guys)
For the health. Give me a foil, please.
Sales in confusion, the line in hysteria
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