Jk: Every time I get into the elevator, I turn my back to the side wall of the cab. I do this so that if someone, during the elevator movement, decides to insert a thin sharp metal object between the doors, for example, a saw, I will not be cut.
And here, every time, I stand, like a fool, on the side and think, “Jake, fool, you’re 30 years old, what fucking thing do you do?”and "
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