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 14.02.2011
Automotive Machines
The man pressed his mercy to the service center.Start checking for VIN - the nifiga can not understand what mercy. And when they sent all the data to Germany, they were answered that such measures are not yet issued. It turned out that this car was stolen from a test site in Germany." And I remember this:
In the 1990s, 5 unusual cars appeared in Vladivostok. It was the nineties Toyota Mark-2 in the hundred body (it is about like some 5th in the body of Priora) and also in the configuration of a spacecraft. A lot of people slowly raised on the resale of these unique cars, but the biggest grandparents got a boy, who then just started to drive cars from Japan. When he in one of his first times came to the country of the Rising Sun for buses, to him came solid such babysitters and offered to buy for a penny unusual cars, and even offered help in sending cars abroad. These babysitters were from Yakuza, which, in punishment of one Toyota top manager, stole prototype cars (!) from the design office. These prototypes are still rolling on the roads of our country.
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