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 20.02.2011
Preamble: I live with a cat - kind, moderate harmful... well a cat like a cat in general. Only in his one-and-a-half years of the street he still shrugged - he sat on the window and shrugged at any movement outside the window.
Ambulance: Yesterday evening, the hormones apparently gave a magical pencil of his courage and this miracle flooded into a fortress on a gulbassevo. And it would be nothing - they left the fork open so that he would come down when he returned.
In the middle of the night I feel somebody pins me, persistently so. The first thought is that the child wants something. A happy cat in front of the nose.
Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau
I say back in the pillow.
Immediately I get a nonchalant hook to the right (I have to say boost) in a full affix I wake up. In the cat's eyes it is written literally "you woke up what to sleep, mistress?!!and "
Furthermore, I am not afraid of this word, the animal sits right in front of me and begins to broadcast something - very diligently with expressions of various kinds "miu", "mau", "mur-mir-tir" and all that... And so 5 minutes. I even listened to it.))) He told me, got on a chair and fairy tales...
But I am still in the Achery 0_o
Attention question: cats always report to their owners about the loss of innocence? ))) Something I don’t feel like...
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