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 25.03.2011
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Not further than today I went to the passport table to get an excerpt from the home book. I stood a short line, gave the employee a passport and said, “I just need an excerpt from the home book.” The girl smiles gently and asks, “Only?” I’m a little surprised, but I’m silent. She takes her passport, checks carefully, enters data into the computer, looks closely at the screen and suddenly... wildly screams: “PROTECTION!!! The protection!! I'm in a stupor...I think something is wrong with my passport? Or have I been searched? and a pause.
A guard comes out and says, “Well, what do you need?” The girl said, “Serga, close the window! It’s cold, it’s blowing.”
Finally... :-)
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