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 31.03.2011
What distinguishes us from Americans?
At least there is common sense.

A white American woman gave birth to a black child while her husband served in Iraq, U.S. media reports.
According to the woman herself, she is pregnant from watching a 3D porn film and intends to demand the payment of alimony from one of the actors of the film.
According to the woman, a week after watching the film, she felt ill and bought a pregnancy test, which showed a positive result.
Interestingly, the husband of the "victim" supports his wife. He said 3D movies are incredibly realistic, so there is nothing surprising about the fact that his wife got pregnant from one of the actors.

taken from RBC
Source: http://bash.im
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