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 04.04.2011
xxx: I beat, and lately more and more fantasize about women..I had a girlfriend, so I understand what it’s about.. Sometimes I feel like I’m ready to realize my fantasies with a real man.. but how do I find her? I don't want to post a photo on dating sites, I don't want to tell a lot about myself, I don't know how to get to know on the sites (although, why, as a result, I still write on the site))), I don't see the opportunity to find her among my acquaintances. I am 33, I want the ease of communicating with a free adult positive person.
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YYY: How can I bake cakes if I don’t have flour, kefir, eggs and cabbage, oatmeal, oven without oven, and I can’t, I don’t want to go to the store and I don’t know the recipe? I sit evil and hungry. What to do?
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