Someone's entry in the online diary:
T"ut I recently picked up a bag of raspberry tea from Ricky.
I don’t know who it is, but for me, summer is a honeymoon. It is a pity that it froze.

I swear. It becomes blue, gradually changing to purple and then red.
The chemist in me thought: "Joke"
The biologist in me thought: "Joke"
The doctor in me died of horror.
And I took a philosophical breath and decided: “Everything that doesn’t kill us, it’s in the bathroom.”